I’m Back + The Bible

I’m back! Puh! The last couple of days I’ve been bored and unoccupied so, naturally, I’ve been thinking about the Bible.

  1. The Fall of Man – We all now what happens in the first pages of the Bible. Yahweh creates humans, he puts them in a garden and tell them to not eat from a certain tree. The tree in question will give the humans knowledge of what is good and what is evil. Both humans eat from the tree anyway, Yahweh gets pissed, and banishes them from paradise aka Eden. All in all, this is a story about two persons being told to not do evil, when they don’t know what evil is. Which is sort of unpractical, when you think about it. How exactly, are they supposed to know that following Yahweh orders is “good” and disobeying them is “evil”? What I’m trying to say is that, the sin that is commonly known as “the fall of man” wasn’t even a sin at all.
  2. The Forbidden Fruit – Maybe I’m just a horrible sinner who spend to much time thinking about un-godly things but isn’t this just a metaphor for sex? Eva and Adam have sex with Lucifer, Eva gets pregnant and bam humans are actually Lucifers children. Sex is a pretty bad thing in the Bible so it could definitely be used as a way to “introduce evil”.

Also, I’m reading a really interesting book about the devil, I’ll probably finish it on Tuesday so I’ll be back with some thoughts soon.


The Devil, Yahweh and Job

Last week I read Paulo Coelhos book The Devil and Miss Prym. I don’t know much about biblical stories but apparently this book is inspired by the Book of Job. As the good spiritual apprentice I am I got a Bible and started reading about Job. Jobs book consists of speeches. Very vague, poetical speeches that I, to be honest, don’t understand shit of. As the disobedient spiritual apprentice I am I kinda, um, jumped some parts of the actual book and went to see Google. I found this text, and this one.

The Book of Job brings out a lot of things I dislike Yahweh for. For example, why is suffering and fear so important? In the beginning of the book when Yahweh brags about Job to The Adversary one of his points is that “no one on earth fears me as much as Job does”. Why would you brag about that? Why would you want a God that you fear? Because he is holy perfection and stands above humans? That brings me to the next problem; What is perfection? In my (Swedish) version of the Bible this character called The Adversary shows up. Everyone else in the entire world seems to assume that this is in fact Satan, I have no idea but I’m following the big mass here. Yahweh makes a “bet” with Satan. He takes one of his most humble subjects and abuses him. Why? To prove himself towards his biggest enemy, because apparently he needs to (if he didn’t why would he do this in the first place). Is this what you would call a perfect God? I sure wouldn’t. I mean. He has to prove himself. So he’s obviously not perfect in what he does.

Another thing about this book is the fact that Job hasn’t done anything wrong. That’s the entire reason he’s the victim. We all know you will suffer if you commit sin but, apparently, you will also suffer if you don’t. Because you have to prove yourself faithful. My brain cannot understand why anyone would accept this kind of thinking. Imagine if Yahweh was a president/king/emperor. His people were good but he treated them like shit anyway. He killed their kids and stole their livelihood. How would you feel about living like one of his subjects?

The biggest problem however is that a lot of internet-people tells me that all of the above is pointless. Why? Because this is a beautiful story about Jobs faithfulness. It had to be a faithful man to make a point. This is not how Yahweh would have acted under normal conditions, etcetera. I agree with the last one, he probably wouldn’t. My point, however, is; who has decided that the history of Job is a beautiful story about faithfulness? Why can’t it be a fearsome story about Yahwehs horridness? It all depends one what kind of person you are. I can’t see the beauty in this story, no matter how hard I try. Can you?

This was supposed to be a review on The Devil and Miss Prym but then I got caught up in this Job-thingy. I’m not finished with him though. If you have read the Book of Job I would love to hear your opinion on it. I’m going to read it again and philosophize on these matters for a while. Will hopefully return with something a bit more well-composed.